Constructive Deconstruction

Are you bored? Talk to my Cybertwin

MyCyberTwin has this cool service that kinda let’s you have…a twin! I mean, all us geeks would love to be online 24hours a day right? But hey, too bad we need to waste time doing stuff like eating and sleeping. So perhaps, an online twin would do the trick!

Anyway, CyberTwin actually allows you to train the fella(it’s a computer programme by the way). Looking through the control panel, you can actually even let it control your MSN and let it ‘be’ you while you’re sleeping.

By answering a 79 question MCQ questionnaire you can set the tone of the twin and later on my teaching it the hundreds of responses that you would normally give when faced with various lines…

So…here. If you’re bored and you’re looking to talk to a real dumbass…talk to me - my twin actually. Pardon his stupidity - he’s less than 10% trained.
 

Chat to my CyberTwin online now!

Disappearing Acts

I’ve long had things disappear from my room - mainly money. Everything from $2 notes to $10 notes. My father’s got it worse. He’s lost $50 notes from his room. I’ve also had a digital camera that sat obediently on my table just disappear last year.

Do I know who it is? Sure I do. But how do I prove it?

Fuck.

I was playing with the idea of buying a new digital camera considering he seems to have stopped his nonsense after his court hearing.

I was wrong. Today it’s $10. Tomorrow it’ll escalate again.

How does one live with a thief in his own home?